What a Steal!
Dodgy used cars, shocking deals and sleazy salespeople? Hijinks arise as the incompetent staff of a shoddy used car dealership struggle to avoid total collapse in this new musical.
A heartfelt comedy about 'being out' in small town Australia, skeletons in the closet, and finding a place to call home.
Dates 7 - 18 September 2022
Times See below
Ticket prices See below
A heartfelt comedy by Mark Crawford about ‘being out’, skeletons in the closet and finding a place to call home.
When Brett and Drew unexpectedly inherit a historic family home in a quiet little tourist town, the couple decides to make the move and start up a B&B. But when they face friction in their new community, they discover the simple life is more complicated than they thought…
With dozens of characters – all portrayed by two actors, Bed & Breakfast is a theatrical tour de force. As riotously funny as it is deeply moving, this is a heartfelt comedy about ‘being out’ in small town Australia, skeletons in the closet, and finding a place to call home.
7 - 18 September 2022
Wednesday 7 September: 8pm (Preview)
Thursday 8 & Friday 9 September: 8pm
Saturday 10 September: 2pm & 8pm
Sunday 11 September: 6pm
Thursday 15 - Saturday 17 September: 8pm
Sunday 18 September: 6pm
$30 Preview
$45 Standard
$35 Concession
$35 Child
$35 Groups (6+)
Two hours & 20-minutes (incl. 20-minute interval) approx.
All Chapel Off Chapel performances have a strict lockout policy.
Latecomers may not be admitted. Please arrive at least 15-minutes before performance time.
Seating: Allocated Seating
Please make sure you arrive a minimum of 15 minutes prior to the performance start time.
PLEASE NOTE: If you require wheelchair access please call our Box Office on 03 8290 7000, Monday-Friday between 10am and 4pm to book your tickets.
To protect your health and safety and that of our team we have the following measures in place:
Venue will open 60 minutes prior to showtime.
The venue will be CASHLESS.
Mask wearing is strongly encouraged when inside the theatres.
Chapel Off Chapel and the City of Stonnington have comprehensive COVID Safe plans in place.